How To Lose Money 2018 Week 1 Extravaganza!

Welcome back to another season of losing money week after week betting on NFL football. To celebrate the start of the new season there are also a number of season long futures, team totals, and prop bets to go along with the usual 100$ per week bets.

Season Long Bets

Tennessee Makes Playoffs? – Y – +150 – 10$

Goff Most TD Passes – +1400 – 10$

Brees Most TD Passes – +650 – 10$

Hopkins Most Receiving Yards – +950 – 5$

Dalton Most Interceptions – +2500 – 5$

Carr Most Interceptions – +3300 – 5$

Koetter First Coach Fired – +450 – 10$

Harbaugh First Coach Fired – +2200 – 5$

Joseph First Coach Fired – +650 – 5$

McVay Coach of the Year – +1400 – 5$

Rams 10 Wins – Over – -140 – 20$

Raiders 7.5 Wins – Under – -140 – 20$

Julio Jones 1450 Yards – Under – -160 – 20$

Giants 7 Wins – Under – +120 – 10$

49ers 8.5 Wins – Over – +115 – 10$

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Week 1 Bets

Falcons – Moneyline – -105 – 10$

Steelers – -4 – -115 – 10$

New Orleans – -9.5 – -115 – 10$

Tennessee – -1.5 – -110 – 10$

Jets – +7 – -125 – 10$

Rams – -4.5 – -110 – 10$

6 Team 6 Point Teaser – +600 – 10$

Vikings -0.5

Steelers +2

Saints -3.5

Panthers +3

Packers -1.5

Rams +1.5

3 Team 6 Point Teaser – +150 20$

Steelers +2

Saints -3.5

Rams +1.5

4 Team 7 Point Teaser – 5$

Ravens -0.5

Jets +14

Rams +2.5

Steelers +3

9 Team Moneyline Parlay – 2$

Ravens

Patriots

Steelers

Vikings

Saints

Titans

Packers

Panthers

Rams

4 Team Line Parlay – 3$

Patriots -6.5

Steelers -4

Titans – 1.5

Rams -4.5

All bets were placed on Bodog.eu, https://www.bodog.eu/welcome/P274C4BC3/join?extcmpid=rafcopy

Please note that all lines and odds are subject to change.

Do not gamble if you are under 18 years of age.

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How To Lose Money: Super Bowl Edition

Alright folks this is it, the Super Bowl which of course means it’s time to risk the most money all season, as most of you should know I’m a die hard pats fan and without jinxing them I feel this game won’t be close. The Super Bowl has some of the dumbest prop bets out there some there always something fun to bet on and watch for even if neither of these teams are your favorite. Without further adieu here are my bets:

115$ Patriots -4.5 (-115)

Exact Winning Margin (1$ Each): Phi 4 (+2800) Phi 5 (+50000) Phi 6 (+2500) Phi 9 (+7500) Pats 2 (+3300) Pats 4 (+2000) Pats 5 (+3300) Pats 6 (+2200) Pats 8 (+3300) Pats 9 (+4500) Pats 10 (+1400) Pats 11 (+2800) Pats 12 (+5000) Pats 13 (+2500) Pats 15 (+4500)

Coin Toss: 10$ Heads (-105)

Highest Scoring Half: 5$ First Half (+110)

Largest Lead: 15$ Over 13 (-115)

Highest Scoring Quarter: 5$ 3rd Quarter (+450)

First Score Exact Outcome: 5$ Pats Touchdown (+155)

First Scoring play: 5$ Pats Rushing Touchdown (+550)

Will Either Team Score 3 Unanswered Times: 10$ No (+140)

First Turnover: 5$ Fumble (+140)

Super Bowl MVP: 5$ Brady (-125) 2$ Foles (+325) 2$ Ajayi (+1800) 2$ Lewis (+1800) 2$ Jeffery (+2000)

Alternate spread: 2$ Pats -17.5 (+450)

Will either Tom Brady or Bill Belichick be shown shaking hands or embracing Roger Godell after Super Bowl 52 during live broadcast?  5$ Yes (+900)

Will any Kick (Field Goal or Extra Point) hit the goal post or cross bar in Super Bowl 52? 2$ Yes (+350)

Anthem Time 5$ Under 2 Minutes (+150)

Pink Hair Colour 2$ Purple/Blue (+900)

Pink Omit Word During Anthem 1$ Yes (+400)

Colour of Belichick’s Shirt at Kickoff 2$ Grey (+140)

Tom Brady MVP Double 10$ Yes (EVEN)

Either QB Throws for 400 Yards 2$ Yes (+300)

Colour of Gatorade poured on winning coach 2$ Red (+400)

Will Anyone but Brady or Foles take a snap this game 3.05 Yes (EVEN)

How to Lose Money 4

sports-bettingAlright folks I called it, with a solid 40$ profit last week I’m back up to even for the year, now let’s see if I can lose it all this week, this is parlay week, after zero I repeat zero underdogs covered last week Vegas overreacted with lines that are way too big, to compensate I’m doing more teases than ever before!

25$ Cowboys -5 (-110)
20$ Broncos Moneyline (+155)

10$ Pit vs Hou u44 (-110)
10$ Cle vs Chi o38.5 (-105)
10$ LaR vs Ten u48.5 (-110)
10$ Oak vs Phi o47 (-110)
5$ Den vs Was u41 (-110)
5$ LaC vs NYJ o42.5 (-110)

5$ Rams -0.5, Chiefs -3.5, Cowboys +1.5, Broncos +10, Patriots -6.5, Raiders +15.5 (+500)
5$ Rams +3, Chiefs EVEN, 49ers +14.5, Cowboys +5, Broncos +13.5, Patriots -3, Raiders +19, Lions +5 (+350)
5$ Rams EVEN, Chiefs -3, Texans +17, Cardinals +3, Cowboys +2, Raiders +16 (+450)
5$ 49ers +11.5, Browns +13.5, Ravens -7, Patriots -6, Raiders +16, Lions +2 (+450)
5$ Rams +6, Colts +27, Chiefs +3, Texans +23, Cardinals +9, Cowboys +8, Browns +19.5, Broncos +16.5, Raiders +22, Patriots EVEN (+275)

1$ Moneyline NYJ, Oak, Dal, LAR, KC, Det, Chi, Nor, Den, NE, Min, Bal (+39546)
1$ Moneyline Broncos, Colts, Jets, Texans (+24538)
1$ Point Totals Atl u52.5, Buf u47, Cle o38, Den o40.5, Cin u44, Ind u41, Jax o42, Min o41, LaC o42.5, Oak u47.5, Hou u45, Sea o47

1$ Pats first touchdown scorer Dion Lewis (+600)
1$ Pats first touchdown scorer Chris Hogan (+800)

Allow me to introduce myself

Hi everybody!

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Jordan Smith, the newest contributor to SD! I figured I would tell you a little about myself before you start seeing my posts on the site.

By day I’m a normal everyday working stiff, husband, and father of two incredible girls. By night I am a Play-By-Play broadcaster for the Victoria Cougars of the VIJHL and the Victoria Shamrocks of the BCJALL.

I have a very long CV when it comes to sports in my home town of Victoria, BC. I won’t dive too deep into how I got here (it’s a long story, maybe another time!) but I’ve been around the block a few times. I started in internet radio doing regular ol’ music before making the jump into sports over a decade ago. I have called PxP or been the PA for lots of different sports aside from hockey and lacrosse; baseball, basketball, soccer, field lacrosse just to name a few.

While sports is my bread and butter when it comes to broadcasting, it’s not my main passion.

I’m a comic book nerd. A real one, not just someone who enjoys the Marvel movies…

It’s part of why I’m here actually. I have a slightly different take on the major trend of comic book based movies that have exploded, and yes they aren’t going anywhere. I have read most, if not all, of the comics that these movies are basing their stories on. So when I review a movie or TV show I’m coming from the fanboy side of the argument.

I could go on about comics and nerd culture in general for days on end… So i’ll save you the eye roll my wife usually gives me.

I am also a Biker. I ride 365 days a year. If you see me ask me about the day I got caught in the snow last winter…

Oh, and another thing. I am huge into board games and table top games. No, not Monopoly, real board games. The fun kind, not the kind that makes you want to punch your brother in the eye for cheating because he had to be the banker this game…

So I’ll post once in a while when I have something that might be interesting. Might be a review of a movie (JUSTICE LEAGUE IS COMING SOON!) or a suggestion on picking up a board game for you to play with friends. In the end I’m still a sports guy so I will toss my two cents into the mix here and there too while I cry in a corner cheering for the Leafs.

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Just don’t follow me in real life.