How To Lose Money 2018 Week 1 Extravaganza!

Welcome back to another season of losing money week after week betting on NFL football. To celebrate the start of the new season there are also a number of season long futures, team totals, and prop bets to go along with the usual 100$ per week bets.

Season Long Bets

Tennessee Makes Playoffs? – Y – +150 – 10$

Goff Most TD Passes – +1400 – 10$

Brees Most TD Passes – +650 – 10$

Hopkins Most Receiving Yards – +950 – 5$

Dalton Most Interceptions – +2500 – 5$

Carr Most Interceptions – +3300 – 5$

Koetter First Coach Fired – +450 – 10$

Harbaugh First Coach Fired – +2200 – 5$

Joseph First Coach Fired – +650 – 5$

McVay Coach of the Year – +1400 – 5$

Rams 10 Wins – Over – -140 – 20$

Raiders 7.5 Wins – Under – -140 – 20$

Julio Jones 1450 Yards – Under – -160 – 20$

Giants 7 Wins – Under – +120 – 10$

49ers 8.5 Wins – Over – +115 – 10$

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Week 1 Bets

Falcons – Moneyline – -105 – 10$

Steelers – -4 – -115 – 10$

New Orleans – -9.5 – -115 – 10$

Tennessee – -1.5 – -110 – 10$

Jets – +7 – -125 – 10$

Rams – -4.5 – -110 – 10$

6 Team 6 Point Teaser – +600 – 10$

Vikings -0.5

Steelers +2

Saints -3.5

Panthers +3

Packers -1.5

Rams +1.5

3 Team 6 Point Teaser – +150 20$

Steelers +2

Saints -3.5

Rams +1.5

4 Team 7 Point Teaser – 5$

Ravens -0.5

Jets +14

Rams +2.5

Steelers +3

9 Team Moneyline Parlay – 2$

Ravens

Patriots

Steelers

Vikings

Saints

Titans

Packers

Panthers

Rams

4 Team Line Parlay – 3$

Patriots -6.5

Steelers -4

Titans – 1.5

Rams -4.5

All bets were placed on Bodog.eu, https://www.bodog.eu/welcome/P274C4BC3/join?extcmpid=rafcopy

Please note that all lines and odds are subject to change.

Do not gamble if you are under 18 years of age.

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How To Lose Money: Super Bowl Edition

Alright folks this is it, the Super Bowl which of course means it’s time to risk the most money all season, as most of you should know I’m a die hard pats fan and without jinxing them I feel this game won’t be close. The Super Bowl has some of the dumbest prop bets out there some there always something fun to bet on and watch for even if neither of these teams are your favorite. Without further adieu here are my bets:

115$ Patriots -4.5 (-115)

Exact Winning Margin (1$ Each): Phi 4 (+2800) Phi 5 (+50000) Phi 6 (+2500) Phi 9 (+7500) Pats 2 (+3300) Pats 4 (+2000) Pats 5 (+3300) Pats 6 (+2200) Pats 8 (+3300) Pats 9 (+4500) Pats 10 (+1400) Pats 11 (+2800) Pats 12 (+5000) Pats 13 (+2500) Pats 15 (+4500)

Coin Toss: 10$ Heads (-105)

Highest Scoring Half: 5$ First Half (+110)

Largest Lead: 15$ Over 13 (-115)

Highest Scoring Quarter: 5$ 3rd Quarter (+450)

First Score Exact Outcome: 5$ Pats Touchdown (+155)

First Scoring play: 5$ Pats Rushing Touchdown (+550)

Will Either Team Score 3 Unanswered Times: 10$ No (+140)

First Turnover: 5$ Fumble (+140)

Super Bowl MVP: 5$ Brady (-125) 2$ Foles (+325) 2$ Ajayi (+1800) 2$ Lewis (+1800) 2$ Jeffery (+2000)

Alternate spread: 2$ Pats -17.5 (+450)

Will either Tom Brady or Bill Belichick be shown shaking hands or embracing Roger Godell after Super Bowl 52 during live broadcast?  5$ Yes (+900)

Will any Kick (Field Goal or Extra Point) hit the goal post or cross bar in Super Bowl 52? 2$ Yes (+350)

Anthem Time 5$ Under 2 Minutes (+150)

Pink Hair Colour 2$ Purple/Blue (+900)

Pink Omit Word During Anthem 1$ Yes (+400)

Colour of Belichick’s Shirt at Kickoff 2$ Grey (+140)

Tom Brady MVP Double 10$ Yes (EVEN)

Either QB Throws for 400 Yards 2$ Yes (+300)

Colour of Gatorade poured on winning coach 2$ Red (+400)

Will Anyone but Brady or Foles take a snap this game 3.05 Yes (EVEN)